What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:02
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What does K mean in Vietnamese?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.